Top 10 Things People Do

I had some time on the general session stage at #GSMCON2016, so I wanted to do something fun. My original idea was to do a spinoff of reading “Mean Tweets”, which would be “Mean Conference Feedback”, but Mai Linh Johnson, our director of events, told me it wasn’t a good idea… So instead, I presented the “Top 10 Things People Do When they Find out Your Job Involves Social Media”.

#10. They ask if you can fix their Facebook.

#10 They ask if you can fix their Facebook

Because you have nothing better to do. And not their “Facebook page” or “Facebook Profile”, just “Facebook”.

#9. They cut out newspaper articles that mention using social media & save them for you.

#9. They cut out newspaper articles that mention using social media & save them for you.

Am I the only one? Relatives and their friends do this to me all the time. It will literally be a random article that happens to mention that a business has a social media strategy or something.

#8. They nod politely and secretly have no idea what you do.

#8. They nod politely and secretly have no idea what you do.

Happens. All. The. Time.

#7. They ask if their taxpayer dollars are paying for this.

#7. They ask if their taxpayer dollars are paying for this.

There are always some people who don’t see the value in social media for the public sector.

#6. They ask you to make sure something goes viral.

#6. They ask you to make sure something goes viral.

Because it’s that easy. Don’t you think if we could make everything go viral, we’d do it for every single post we made?

#5. #They #assume #you #love #hashtags #on #everything

#5. #They #assume #you #love #hashtags #on #everything

Please, #StopOverHashtagging

#4. They say, “Does that mean you’re going to tweet what we’re saying right now?”

#4. They say, "Does that mean you're going to tweet what we're saying right now?"

Well, I wasn’t going to. But if it makes you uncomfortable…

#3. They try to test you by referencing the most obscure social tool or platform they know of.

#3. They try to test you by referencing the most obscure social tool or platform they know of.

Because if you’re unfamiliar with a random social platform that only 5 people are on, well you must be a fraud.

#2. They ask if you have a real job.

#2. They ask if you have a real job.

They are probably wondering if this is really what you do for a living, because it couldn’t possibly be your bread & butter. But ouch.

#1. They ask if you’re hiring.

#1. They ask if you're hiring.

Because you obviously just play on the computer all day!

Kristy Dalton is the creator of Government Social Media and host of the GovGirl.com online video series. Read her full bio.

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